CHAPTER 91 – PEACE
OFFERING
Once they got home, Buffy insisted on
William sleeping it off.
William was being drunkenly
sentimental, going on about Clem and her, and all their friends, and
how wonderful everything was. He also tried several attempts to to
get her to go to bed with him, but she refused.
"Why?" he pouted, attempting yet
another grab at her, "don't you love me
anymore?"
"Of course I do, but I don't go to
bed with drunks," she'd told him.
"I'm not a drunk, I'm just drunk,"
William said, followed by more idiotic laughing.
"Look, I'll stay with you for a few
minutes until you fall asleep, but I'm not doing anything with you,
understand?"
He nodded, "Okay, I promish I won't
compromish you in any way in my inebriated state. Or shouldn't that
be I won't compromish you in your inebriated state? If you're not
inebriated, you could compromish me, I don't
mind."
"No, they'll be no compromise. It's
either this or you can just go to sleep on your own, got
it?"
"Got it," he said,
contritely.
She sat up in the bed and he lay down
with his head in her lap. She stroked his hair as he tried to get
comfortable.
"The room ish spinning," he told
her.
"I'm not
surprised."
"Why'sh it
spinning?"
"It's not spinning, your alcohol
laden head is."
"Oh. Uh-oh," he said, struggling to
sit up.
"What?"
"I think I'm going to be sick!" he
said, as he started to get up.
Buffy was around the bed in a flash,
guiding him to the bathroom. She held his head as he threw up into
the toilet over the next 15 minutes, wiping his face and lips with a
damp washcloth, as he sat on the bathroom floor waiting for the next
round, until at last, all he was retchin up was bile.
"Stay here," she said and went to the
kichen to get something for him to stop the throwing
up.
"Take this, it'll stop you from
throwing up anymore."
"Why didn't you give me this before?"
he croaked, his throat raw from the acid that had washed up from his
stomach.
"Because you needed to get that
alcohol out of your stomach, now you've nothing left to throw up
except stomach lining. Here, take it," she said, handing him a small
pill.
"Think I'm going to throw this up, if
I swallow anything down right now."
"Well, I'm willing to take that
chance," she said.
"But it's my stomach," he
whined.
"Take the pill," she said sternly.
He gave her a dark look, then
swallowed it with some 7-Up she'd poured.
"Let's get you back to bed,
okay?"
He nodded, standing up unsteadily and
leaning on her for support.
She tucked him into bed and pulled up
the covers, "I don't think you need me in here right now. You'll be
able to sleep now, but I'll check on you in about an
hour."
"You're not going to sleep in here
with me tonight?" he asked, surprise and sadness in his
eyes.
"Of course I am," she said softly,
stroking his forehead, "but it's way too early for me to go to bed
right now, is all."
He nodded, relieved. "I'm sorry, I
didn't mean to..."
"Nevermind that, you just get some
rest, okay?"
"Okay," he said, closing his eyes.
She could see him wince from the pain of having thrown up so much.
She remembered a few times she'd tipped back too much with him at
his crypt. Rather, with Spike, and how that felt after the
drunkeness had worn off and she'd been riding the porcelain
bus.
Buffy spent the next few hours
restlessly trying to watch the television or read, but she couldn't
get into anything she was seeing. She kept listening for William to
make sure he was alright, between checking up on him every half
hour.
Finally, she went out to the kitchen
to see if there was anything in her cabinets that would be
hangover-lite food for tomorrow. She was grateful when she found a
couple of old boxes of jello in the back of one cabinet and some
boullion in another. Jello, check. Instant boullion cubes, check.
Aspirin, check. Alka-Seltzer, one free package that came in a
magazine, check. She made the two kinds of Jellos and put them in
the refrigerator to set.
She finally crawled into bed with a
loudly snoring William about midnight. He’d been asleep for about 6
hours already.
Sometime around 3:00am, she woke up
to him crying out from some nightmare he seemed to be having about
being back in the hospital.
"William, William, wake up! It’s
okay, you’re here, you’re home. I got you," she told him, shaking
him awake.
He woke up, wild eyed and scared,
then started to cry when he realized where he was. Buffy held him,
murmuring softly to him, until he fell asleep, nestled between her
breasts.
She wasn’t able to go back to sleep
until it was almost light out.
She smelled coffee before she opened
her eyes. When she did, she saw William standing there at the side
of the bed.
"You’re up," she said,
startled.
He nodded, sitting down on the side
of the bed and handing her the mug, "Peace
offering?"
She smiled at him and sat up,
accepting the cup, "How are you?"
"Got a headache the size of The
Rockies, mouth tastes like something died in it, stomach feels like
it’s been turned inside out, other than that…just fine," he said,
smiling sheepishly.
"Did you find the Jello I left for
you?"
"Thanks, I figured you’d made that
last night after I unceremoniously passed out. Found the aspirin,
too, though it was sort of a toss up if I’d rather have a headache
or my stomach hurt from taking aspirin without any food in
it."
"Take the Alka-Seltzer then, it’s
probably easier on the stomach."
"Too late, already took the aspirin,
with some 7-Up."
"How long ago?"
"About an hour."
"Is it better?"
"The headache? On a scale of 1 to 10,
with 10 being the worst, I’d say it’s down to about a
7."
"I see. What was it
before?"
"About a 12."
She giggled, "I’m
sorry."
He looked hurt; "It’s not funny.
You’re laughing at my pain!" he said indignantly, but with a
grin.
William took her hand, "I’m really
sorry about getting drunk like that. It was totally
inexcusable."
Buffy put her coffee cup down, and
put her other hand on top of his, tracing it’s shape, "Not too
healthy either, what with all the staggering, throwing up, liver
damage, etc."
"I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to make you
into my caregiver. Again."
She looked up at him, "Just don’t
make getting drunk a habit, okay?"
He shook his head vehemently, "No
habit, absolutely no habit! Don’t even want to drink again anytime
in the near or distant future!"
"Come ‘ere you," she said, holding
open her arms to him.
END CHAPTER 91
CHAPTER 92 - MRS. CARPELLO
The next few days passed quickly.
Clem also recovered from his hangover and came around over the
weekend to show William how to change the oil in the DeSoto.
The eBay seller emailed William back,
saying he did have a manual for the DeSoto and would be willing to
just sell it to him for $10.00. Buffy said it was a fair price, set
up a Paypal account in her name, since William didn't have any
papers for his own, and they sent the seller the
money.
Monday came and her meeting at the
school. She thought of having William stay with Clem, but although
they'd both apologized to her profusely, promising never to drink
again (sure!) she thought it best that William not be that far out
of her sight at this early in his being back with her.
There was a library across the street
from the Montessori school that Buffy decided would be a good place
for William to wait for her during her time away from him. He seemed
more than happy with the idea,
She gave him the cell phone, the one
that she'd bought especially just for her and Andrew to use. She
also told him not to answer it unless her number showed up on the
Caller ID.
"Okay, you've got the phone and you
have my number and the school's number, plus I'm right across the
street if you need me, right?"
He nodded, "Yes to all, and stop
worrying, I'm a grown man, not a child. I may have lost my memory,
but I haven't lost all of my common sense, the drinking binge
aside," he said, smiling.
"I know. I just...I'll miss you. We
haven't been apart for over a month for more than an hour, when you
and Xander went fishing."
"We haven't have we?" he said,
pulling her to him and giving her a kiss, "guess it’s time then,
eh?"
"Time?"
"Yeah, to be apart for a couple of
hours," he said, looking at her worried face, "I'll be alright, luv.
I'll be fine; I’m not a child. And, I've got a whole library full of
books to look at; got your library card if I feel like using the
Internet right? I've also got some pocket change if I want a coffee
or something else. And you'll see me at lunch, probably around noon.
And you'll call me as soon as you know exactly what time, and I
should find a quiet place in which to talk to you, being as I'll be
in a library. Did I forget anything else?" he
asked.
"Just that I love you," she said,
smiling and kissed him.
"Never forget that, that's always
right here," he said, pointing to his heart.
She returned the gesture.
Across the street, the edge of a
blind closed back up and the person who had been behind it sat down
at her desk waiting.
"Now go, before you're late," he
said, giving her a gentle push off. She nodded and walked across the
street. She turned to wave as he walked into the library and her
into the Montessori.
She hadn't told him that she had a
meeting with her boss an hour before the general meeting. Didn't
want to alarm him. He had already told her that she most definitely
shouldn't quit on his account, and she most definitely was not going
to work 40 hours a week, if it meant leaving him at home alone
everyday.
Buffy took a deep breath and opened
the door to the school. She took a left into the main office and
walked toward the back to Mrs. Carpello's inner office. The door was
open.
"Hello, Elizabeth, right on
time."
"Good morning Mrs. Carpello, nice to
see you. Have you had a good summer."
"Yes, it's been very productive.
Well, would you like some coffee?"
Elizabeth pointed to her travel mug,
"Brought some with."
"Need a refill?"
"No, it's fresh. Thank you for asking
me, though."
Mrs. Carpello fidgeted with her desk,
making an effort at tidying before finally looking up and fixing
Buffy with a stare.
"What's up, Elizabeth? Oh, and before
you start, let me guess that it has something to do with that young
man I just saw you with across the street at the
library."
Buffy didn't know whether to blush or
be angry that she was being spied on.
She nodded, "As a matter of fact,
he is the reason I asked for this
meeting."
"Shall I make it easy for you dear?
You've met someone and he's swept you off your feet, you're either
running off to teach in some third world country or at the very
least, in another town or state and you want my blessing, and also a
good recommendation. How am I doing?"
Buffy looked at her and really wanted
to wipe the smug look off her face, but that would be
counterproductive at the moment. Using every ounce of self-control
she possessed, she answered Mrs. Carpello evenly, "Actually, I'd say
that if you were a batter, you'd have been benched before the end of
the first inning."
Mrs. Carpello looked at her shocked,
then laughed, "Touche, Elizabeth. Okay, why don't I be quiet and let
you explain it all to me, then."
Buffy nodded, relieved.
"The man you saw me with across the
street?"
Mrs. Carpello
nodded.
"He's not someone I just...that man
is my husband, William."
Mrs. Carpello nearly spat her coffee,
"Your husband? You never told me you got
married!"
"I didn’t just get married, I was
married about 5 and a half years ago, but then..." she stopped a
moment, "do you remember where I came from?"
"I don't. You told me you lived in
Julian. I don't know if we ever discussed anything before that, I
just assumed you were a long time local girl."
"Buffy shook her head, "No, I only
moved here about 5 years ago. Before that I lived in Sunnydale," she
said, waiting for the information to sink in.
"Sunnydale? Sunnydale?" she looked at
Elizabeth, who when she saw the light go on in Mrs. Carpello's eyes,
nodded at her. "Sunnydale! You were originally from there? The town
that got destroyed?"
Buffy nodded.
"Oh, I'm so sorry. I had no idea. And
you were living there then...?"
Buffy nodded
again.
"It must have been horrible...but
what does that have to do with...did you say your husband's name is
William?"
"Yes, William. Well, you see he was
there too, when it...collapsed. Only I wasn't with him when it did,"
she said, looking up at Mrs. Carpello, "I thought he was dead all
this time, you see. It was only this past summer that I found out
that he was still alive. He was in another state, in the Midwest. So
I went to find him."
Mrs Carpello sat across from
Elizabeth taking this all in.
"You went to find him," she repeated.
"How did you find out about him still being
alive?"
"A friend had read something from a
local newspaper and alerted me," she said, choosing her words
carefully, hoping to not have to go into the whole hospital thing if
she didn't have to.
"But Elizabeth, I don't want to be
indelicate, but why didn't William try to find you in California
through your friends or families in all these
years?"
Buffy swallowed, "Because William
lost all his memories. Of everything and
everyone."
Mrs. Carpello was shocked. She
paused, then asked, "Even of you?"
Buffy nodded, her eyes moist, "Yes,
even of me."
"And you thought him dead all this
time and weren't looking for him?"
Buffy shook her
head.
"So, you only found him because
someone spotted his picture in the paper, because of a
fluke?"
Buffy nodded, "If you want to call it
that, but I think it might be more of something like a miracle," she
said, smiling.
"Oh my dear, of course it is! It must
have been a miracle, to suddenly...but why was he in the
paper?"
"There was an accident and he was
hurt. Um...he was a pedestrian."
Now Mrs. Carpello's eyes were
watering, "Of all things, after all that...but really a blessing in
disguise, right? I mean, he wasn't seriously hurt was
he?"
Buffy shook her head, "No, just
injured his arm, but because he didn't know who he was or how he got
there, it became news..."
"And you found him!" she smiled at
Buffy and stood up, coming around to give her a
hug.
Buffy was totally unprepared for this
reaction, but accepted her hug with good graces.
"Thank you," she
said.
"So, tell me what you need to tell me
now," she said, sitting back down.
"Well, the fact is that we've just
arrived back home a few days ago, so William is just getting his
bearings. I just don't know if I can bear to leave him alone 8 or 9
hours a day, 5 days a week. I just can't imagine abandoning him like
that...not after I've just found him again, after what he's gone
through...I just can't. I'm so sorry," Buffy said, hoping Mrs.
Carpello would understand.
Mrs. Carpello sat there, wheels
turning in her head, as she studied both her hands and Elizabeth's
face; "Tell me, is William...is he...feeble?"
Now it was Buffy's turn to nearly
choke on her coffee. She laughed, "Feeble? Oh God, no! He's terribly
smart, he's..."
"Well, Elizabeth, why can't he work
then? He doesn't have to be alone, he could be doing something,
right?"
"He doesn't remember any recent
skills, he doesn't even remember how to drive, use a computer,
although he’s learning. He remembers stuff from Oxford, but I don't
know if that would..."
"Did you say Oxford?" Mrs. Carpello's
ears perked up.
Buffy nodded.
"He went overseas to school? How
marvelous, what did he study there? Did you know him
then?"
"Um...he didn't go overseas to
school, he's English. I think he studied English Literature,
History, think he also knows Latin and Greek. And no, I didn't know
him until he moved here, or rather to
Sunnydale."
"What did he do in Sunnydale? I mean,
before?"
"I...um...he was doing some writing
and he worked in our friend's shop, a book store," Buffy said,
wishing she didn't have to keep making things
up.
"I see," Mrs. Carpello was quiet
thinking all this over.
"It seems it would be shame for you
to quit, after all the time you’ve put into your education. And
really, you’re quite good with the kids, one of the best first year
teachers I’ve ever had," she said, smiling. "I’d say you’re in
somewhat of a bind, wouldn’t you?"
Buffy nodded.
"You never really planned on staying
for the meeting today, did you?"
"I didn’t figure there would be much
point, after I told you that I wouldn’t be able to hold my position
any longer because of my obligation to William. I’m so sorry, but I
need to be there for him, to help him get on his feet. I just
can’t let him flounder all alone, while I’m gone all day. I hope you
understand. I hope this will give you adequate time to find someone
else to take over my classroom."
"I see. He wants you to stay home to
‘care’ for him, then?"
"Oh, no, it’s not him at all! He
doesn’t want me to quit teaching so I can stay home and coddle him,
as he put it. But you see, I know that he needs me right now, so I
have to."
"I see," Mrs. Carpello said, leaning
back in her seat and studying Elizabeth. "Would you still attend the
meeting, if I asked you to?"
"I don’t know. It would seem rather
dishonest of me to, wouldn’t it? To be acting like I’m planning the
year out with the rest of them and all, only to have them find out
that I’d already told you that I couldn’t come back and leave
William alone all day? I don’t want to deceive anyone, or have them
be angry with you, either."
"I know. As far as this conversation
goes, they don’t have to know that we had it today, or even the
reasons that you are leaving. We could just say you had a family
emergency. You let me worry about that, alright? In the meantime,
I’d like very much if you would still attend today, and to think
about what you told me."
"I don’t know…"
"Please? For me?"
"Okay. Just so you know that it won’t
change my mind."
"I know that. Now, what time is
it?"
"9:37," Buffy said, looking at her
watch.
"Good. What do you say you bring
William over here so I can meet him?"
"You want to meet him?
Now?"
Mrs. Carpello nodded, "It it's
alright with you, and William."
"Um, sure. I’ll just go get him," she
said rising.
"Good. I’ll be here
waiting."
Buffy ran across the street and into
the library. She spotted William sitting at a table; a large volume
opened up.
He smiled at her as soon as he saw
her, "Hi, what are you doing here?"
"Mrs. Carpello wants to meet you. Is
that okay? Can you come across the street for a few
minutes?"
"She wants to meet me?"
"Yes, she does. It won’t be for long,
there’s another meeting starting in about 20
minutes."
"Okay, not like I’m doing anything
Earth-shatteringly important."
Buffy filled William in on what she’d
told Mrs. Carpello about him, except for the part about not wanting
to work if it meant him being alone all day.
They walked into Mrs. Carpello’s
office. She stood up and appraised the young man. He had medium
brown hair, a bit more than slightly curly, medium length. He wore
glasses, which he took off and was holding in his one hand. He had
on a pair of light khaki pants, and a tan polo shirt. His eyes were
blue, warm and expectant, as he looked at her.
"I’m Mrs. Carpello, I’m the
directress here at Montessori," she said, taking the initiative and
holding out her hand.
He took it immediately, "Very nice to
meet you, name’s William Worthington. William," he said, giving her
a firm, but gentlemanly handshake.
"Sit down, William.
Elizabeth."
They nodded, taking the two chairs in
front of her desk.
"Elizabeth tells me quite a story
about how you’ve been able to find each other again, after being
separated all these years."
"Yes," he said, turning to look at
Elizabeth with a look of pure adoration in his eyes, that she
returned, slightly blushing, since she knew Mrs. Carpello’s eyes
were on them both. Elizabeth made a slight nod that was only
perceptible to William.
Being of a suspicious mind normally,
and having been made a fool of one too many times in her life, Mrs.
Carpello studied them carefully, especially
William.
She talked to William a little about
his education and who he thought was the best author of the
19th Century. When it came to the 20th
Century, though, William shook his head.
"I’m afraid that’s where my memory
fails me, I’ve no memory of anything that's been invented, written,
or taken place in 20th or 21st Centuries, up to the past
month, that is."
"How very odd, yet you remember all
you ever learned about the 19th
Century."
"Wouldn't have been nearly so bad had
it been the other way around, I suspect," he said,
grinning.
Mrs. Carpello laughed.
"Well, William it was charming to
meeting you, I can see why Elizabeth seems so happy to have found
you again. I’m sure we’ll be seeing plenty of you
about."
"Thank you, nice to meet you,
too."
Buffy walked William back to the
library, "I think she liked you."
"She seemed pleasant enough," he
replied.
"Oh, but you should see her when
she’s…oh nevermind. I’m just relieved that she seemed to like you.
Then again, what’s not to like?"
He laughed, "That so? Even when I’m
stupid drunk?"
"You have a point," she said
laughing. "See you in a couple of hours, then?"
"Be right here,
waiting."
They kissed goodbye and she went back
to Montessori and her meeting.
They broke for lunch around noon.
Buffy begged off of joining them, claiming she had a doctor’s
appointment. She drove her car around the back of the library and
after getting William; they bought sandwiches and drove over to eat
in a nearby park.
After they’d finished he lay back on
the blanket they were sitting on and pulled her with down to join
him.
"Miss me?" she
asked.
"Always miss you," he said, kissing
her hair, as she rested against her head against his chest, hearing
the reassuring beat of his heart.
"Well, see you back here in another
couple of hours," Buffy told him, as she dropped him off at the rear
door of the library.
"I’ll be here,
waiting."
The last hour of the meeting was
given over to a teacher had gone on a seminar for Montessori
educators in Italy over the summer. She proceeded to tell them of
some of the latest methods she had learned.
Mrs. Carpello took that time to slip
out for a little while. She walked over to the library and after a
few minutes, saw William. He was up at the desk talking to one of
the reference librarian about some old text he was interested in.
The librarian told him that a bigger library, such as in San Diego
might carry it, but if need be, they could order it on loan. She
heard the librarian ask him some things about himself, and the
answers he gave were consistent with what she had been told by him
and by Elizabeth. William went back to his seat. From her
vantagepoint, she could see most of the books he had were
literature, others on the Internet, electricity, home repair, and
yet another on old cars. All consistent with his interests and with
someone who had lost their memory. Satisfied, she went back to the
meeting.
The meeting was finally over at
3:00pm. Mrs. Carpello came up and put her hand on Elizabeth’s
arm.
"What did you
think?"
"Oh, I thought the new program that
Lily brought back was really great. It should be very helpful,
especially for the kids who are still having a hard time reading
fluently." Buffy said, "but it still doesn’t change my
mind."
"I know it doesn’t, but like I said,
I’d like to give the matter a little bit of thought, before I
officially release you from your position. Unless you have something
else lined up," Mrs. Carpello said.
"No, of course
not!"
"I didn’t think
so."
"I’ll be in touch, then. In the
meantime, go home and enjoy your summer with
William."
"I will, I most definitely will!" she
said, smiling, and with that she sailed out the door and went off
toward the library.
She found William with a large stack
of books he wanted to check out.
"The librarian was sympathetic, but
she wouldn't let me use your card," he said,
sadly.
"I'll just do it then," she said, as
they took the books to the counter, "didn't get to use the Internet
then?"
"No," he said, sighing. "She said I
could get my own card, but I had to show some identification, of
which I don't possess, I don't even know our address!" he said,
exasperated.
"I'm sorry, I should have at least
told you that. We don't really have a street address, but we do have
a Post Office Box number that I use. That should set you up, as for
identification, we'll take care of that, too. Promise. Don't worry,
okay?"
"Okay," he said, his voice
frustrated, "I just never gave much thought to how much of these
type of things I need to have. I wonder what I used for the past 5
years!"
She didn't say anything. What could
she say? Well, William, you really didn't need anything because you
didn't exist?
She made a mental note to call Willow
later that evening and see about those papers.
END CHAPTER 92
A/N Thanks for
hanging in here folks, in the next chapters I’ll be working on the
following:
William meets
Edna for the first time, well, you know what I mean, soon. Probably,
Lawrence, too.
Willow sends
identification papers
Driving
lessons
William’s
birthday
An unexpected
offer from Mrs. Carpello
Spoiler
warning:
I know it’s
painstakingly slow, but believe me, I’m not just doing it for my
health! It’s all leading up to something, it’s just this is the part
where William is learning what it’s like to live in the world. You
know I’ll eventually throw the proverbial monkey wrench (ie; having
to do with how William finds out all about Spike) into the mix, just
when they’re all nice and comfy!
Thank you to
all those who take the time to review or send me emails and to those
of you (and I know who you are!) who are reading, but not reviewing.
You’re the
best!
spikealicious
P.S. A special
thanks to my Beta, Judy! You keep my story grounded, when I take it
on flights of fancy!
CHAPTER 93 – IDENTITY PAPERS
July 15, 2008
Tuesday
9:00am
Buffy got up early the next morning,
before William awoke, and took the cell phone with her outside so
she could call Willow. She hadn't been able to call the night
before, because there wasn't a time when she was
alone.
"Hello?"
"Willow?"
"No, Kennedy, who's
this?"
"Hi, Kennedy, it's Buffy. How are
you?"
"Oh, hi. I'm fine. Glad Willow's
back, I missed her. How about you?"
"We're...I'm fine," she corrected,
not knowing how much Willow had told her.
"And Spike?" Kennedy asked, letting
Buffy know that, indeed, she did know.
"William's fine, too, Kennedy," she
said, using his real name, not denying or confirming that it was or
had been Spike until she talked to Willow.
"Hold on, I'll get
Will."
"Buffy?" Willow said a few seconds
later.
"Hey, Willow. How are you? When did
you get back?"
"About 2 days ago. Still in a bit of
a fog from all the driving and jet lag, and hey, really is a bit
foggy here, too."
"Huh?"
"Weather."
"Oh."
"So, how's it going with you two? Is
William glad to be home? Is he getting any more memories back now
that he's there?"
"He's fine. He seems like he's
settling in really well. But no, he's not getting any memories back,
he doesn't remember ever being here," she added, a bit
sadly.
"On the up side, him and Clem got
together," she said, then told her of how they'd gotten shit-faced
together.
"So, that temporary spell I gave him
must have worked,"
"Huh? Oh, you mean Clem, for a
moment...nevermind."
"Oh," she said, laughing. "Next time
you see Clem, tell him I'm going to ask the coven if they have
anything else he can use to lengthen the amount of time he can stay
in his human face. I figure if it's tied in with Spike, they may be
willing to go with it."
"Great, I was hoping when he'd gotten
drunk, that he wouldn't slip into demon face, though I think William
would've just thought he was seeing pink elephants or something.
Nearly did! God, he was a mess!"
They talked a while longer until
Buffy said, "Um, listen, one of the reasons I'm calling you is
because I wanted to remind you about those identification papers I
need for William. He couldn't even get a stupid library card the
other day without having anything saying who he
was."
"I haven't forgotten Buffy, in fact,
as soon as we hang up, I'll get working right on
that."
"I'd really appreciate that. He wants
to learn to drive, that means that he'll need a permit, then
eventually a license. Anyway, you know how many things you need
identification for. Also, about his degree...do you think you can
look up what it is he has a degree in and just doctor, or mojo up
the same one? Only 100 some years more current?"
"Yeah, I can probably do that, Buffy.
Oxford, did you say?"
"Yes. Oxford. I don't know when he
graduated, though. Of course I don't! Duh! But he was born 1852, so
maybe that'll help."
"Yeah, that helps. In case I can't
find anything, though, what did he study?"
"English Lit, 19th Century, not 20th,
History, Latin, Greek, that's about all I know."
Willow whistled, "Cool. Don't worry,
I'll keep the correct century in mind."
"Thanks."
"What else?" Willow
asked.
"We need the naturalized citizenship
papers."
"Complete with a real record in their
databases, check," Willow said, "anything else?"
"I think that's the biggies, oh and
social security number or whatever they give to naturalized
citizens."
"Check."
"Oh, one other thing…I hate to
ask…"
"What?"
"The car?"
"Car? What car?"
"Spike’s DeSoto. Him and Clem are
going to fix it up so he can drive it again. It just occurred to me,
that Spike probably stole it. If I have to go register it, I’ll
probably get arrested, once they run the VIN number.
Crap!"
Willow thought for a minute; "I think
I might be able to help, can you give me the VIN number,
Buffy?"
"Um…hold on a minute, got to walk
over there," she said, walking toward the barn, "okay…where is it?
Oh, okay, I see it," Buffy said, leaning up over the hood of the
car. She read it to Willow."
"Better give me the plate number,
too."
"Okay," Buffy said, and read it off
to her.
"Great, now I’ll see what I can do
about making the car legal and all that."
"Thanks, Willow."
"I'll work on everything right
now…well, after Kennedy and I have dinner…and as soon as I'm done,
I'll send it express, like you did when you sent me his essence in
the jar before. Overnight express."
"I remember."
"Okay, I'd better go, or Kennedy will
be getting irate with me, we're about to go out and get a bite to
eat."
"Oh, that reminds me Willow, Kennedy
mentioned Spike to me. I didn't know you told
her."
There was a pause, "Sorry about that,
if it's any comfort, she's under the same spell that everyone else
is, if it's not a specific person who I named as a 'safe' person,
she won't even remember about him or be able to answer any questions
regarding him. In other words, just you, him, me, Xander, Dawn.
That's basically it."
Buffy breathed a sigh of relief, "Oh,
okay, then. Guess it would be sort of strange to be doing all this
and have to hide it from her. Especially since you were away almost
a month."
"I knew you'd
understand."
"Yeah, I get it. Okay, that's it from
here. Talk to you later. Call me if you've got any questions I can
help you with."
"Okay, I will. Bye…wait. What's
William's middle name?"
"I don't know, he never said. Maybe
he doesn't have one."
"That would be highly unusual.
Listen, don’t worry about it, unless there’s a whole ton of William
Worthington’s who attended Oxford around then, his records will
probably have it."
"You’re probably right, but if I can
find a way to bring it up, then I’ll get it for
you."
"Okay, don’t worry though. Bye
Buffy."
"Bye Willow.
Thanks."
A few days later, Willow emailed her
to let her know that she’d sent the papers, and that as far as the
State Department was concerned, William Worthington was a
naturalized citizen since 1999. She told her that she could pick up
the package from the Fed Ex office in San Diego, the same one she’d
gone to before.
Clem had just picked up her mail from
their Post Office Box the day before, and the manual for the DeSoto
had arrived, so she asked Clem if he would work with William on the
car, while she went out for a couple of hours.
"Sure, that would be great,
Buffy."
"Oh, and Clem…"
"I know, no drinking and watch what I
say."
"You got it."
"I’ll go to the auto store today and
pick up some fluids and other stuff the cars going to need," Clem
said.
"That would be
great.
"…so, Clem is going to come over
while I’m gone, so you guys can look over the
DeSoto."
"Oh…okay," William
said.
"And there he is," Buffy said, as she
saw Clem coming up the walk.
"Alright, gotta run," she said,
kissing William goodbye, "I’ll miss you."
"I’ll miss you, too," he
replied.
She got into the car and giving them
a wave, she drove off. She hadn’t wanted to leave him alone for that
long, but she had no choice. How would she have explained getting a
package from Willow in England that just happened to have all of his
documents?
As it was, she told him that she was
going to the San Diego County Government Administration Building to
pick them up. She’d warned him of large crowds and long lines,
enough to keep him from asking to go along. Luckily, it didn’t occur
to him, that his personal presence would’ve been necessary in order
to get such things.
Buffy arrived at the Fed Ex office,
near the airport around noon and signed for her package. She hurried
back to the car and opened up the package. There was the naturalized
citizenship papers, a social security card, Oxford transcripts,
along with his diploma and degree, doctored to reflect a much newer
date of graduation and current type of degree. She took out the
letter from Willow and read:
18 July
2008
Dear
Buffy,
Here are all of William’s papers.
This should allow him to do anything that he’d like to do, from
getting a library card, to a driver’s license (permit first, of
course!) to going back to college, to well…anything.
Funny to think how Spike never
needed these things at all, isn’t it?
I also sent you the ‘title’ for
the DeSoto under William’s name and old registration card with the
VIN and plate numbers you gave me, using your old address from
Sunnydale. You’ll have to get a new plate and registration card,
before William can start to drive. Just give them the old
registration card and show them the title, if they ask for it. Don’t
forget about insurance, either. Shouldn’t be a problem, as
‘William,’ has a clean driving record in the state of
California.
As for the marriage license,
well, you already got that from Lawrence. As for making it real, as
we spoke of briefly while we were on the way to the Grand Canyon, I
hesitate to take this next step, because of something Xander told
me. Maybe I shouldn’t be repeating this, but you are my best friend,
so here goes:
William told Xander he really
wants to marry you. I think you already know that he would in a
heartbeat (and hey, heartbeats…of the good,
right?).
You should just do it, Buffy.
Don’t wait for his memories to come back, don’t be afraid. Sure
you’re scared and given the history of…well, everything in your life
and his, I would be, too. But, so what? There are no guarantees in
life, and you guys have been given a freakin’ mind-blowing,
incredible second chance at love, so just go for it! No
holds-barred, 100%, jump off the cliff, go for it.
Okay?
For that reason, I have not made
the marriage ‘real’ as far as the databanks in California’s
registries go. Yes, you both have the same last name, and yes, you
have the pretend marriage license from Lawrence. If you are just
looking to put him on your insurance at work, that should be
sufficient. Who checks these things anyway? In fact, if it came down
to it, I could fix that…because I am a powerful she witch, witch to
be more accurate. <grins>…ahemm…or for real, I could change it
so that you really are (legally married). Somehow, though, it seems
wrong to take that away from William, that is, you really marrying
him, and it seems wrong to take it away from you too…your free-will
decision and all that.
Sorry if I’ve overstepped my
bounds.
Think about
it.
Love,
Willow
P.S. Check out William’s middle
name…and the answer to the question I know you’ll probably have,
without me further researching it, is…maybe, probably, most likely.
Pretty funny, huh?
Buffy sighed. She wished Willow had
just done the thing, making them all legally married. Would’ve just
been easier to accept the fact than to actually think of getting
married. Crap. She already felt married, didn’t she? Darn Willow and
her conscience. Darn William for telling Xander he wanted to marry
her. Darn her stomach for all those butterflies that are flitting
around in there, just thinking of it! Darn it!
Buffy looked at the papers again;
she’d only briefly paid attention to his middle name. *Spencer.
Spencer? Why did that seem familiar?
Oh, no…she started to laugh. Yeah,
that was a good one, wasn’t it?
END CHAPTER 93
*Refers to Lady Diana Spencer, ie;
Princess Diana and her family. Just a little, 'With everything else
about Spike/William, wouldn't that just take the cake, too?' idea.
However, since it means nothing in his life what-so-ever, whether or
not he's related will neither be confimed or denied. Just that
Willow thought she'd throw it in pass it onto Buffy. And I passed it
along, and you'll pass it along....LOL!
CHAPTER 94 - DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL
She made two phone calls once she was
on the highway heading back. One phone call was to William to see
how he was doing. He’d told her he was fine. Clem and him were just
finishing lunch, and were heading back outside to continue working
on the car.
An hour later, she got off the
highway in Santa Ysabel and went past their road and headed into
town. She had one more thing to do, before going
home.
She pulled up in front of The
Rittenhouse Restaurant and went in. It was between the lunch and
dinner hours, so the restaurant was empty. She walked through the
kitchen toward the back office. She heard rustling inside through
the partly closed door. She knocked lightly.
"Come in," a voice
called.
Buffy opened the door and looked over
at the desk, there she was. A little older looking than when last
she’d seen her, but still capable of running the
restaurant.
"Elizabeth!" Edna said, rising slowly
from her chair. Her expectant eyes asked it all.
Buffy smiled and nodded at her as she
walked toward Edna, who had stood and was now coming around the
desk. She held out her hands and Buffy took them in her
own.
"William…?"
"Yes," Buffy nodded, "he’s very much
alive and he’s home."
They embraced, Edna hugging Elizabeth
tight. As they came apart, they both had tears in their
eyes.
"When I got your message, I didn’t
know if you were bringing William or not, I was so
excited!"
"I’m sorry, I thought I mentioned it.
I just wanted to drop by and see you by myself today,
first."
"You probably did, I just…would you
like some tea, dear?"
"Um…sure, if it’s not a
bother."
"No bother," Edna said, motioning
Elizabeth to take the seat in front of her desk.
Edna went over to the corner of the
room, which had a small coffeepot full of hot water. Placing two tea
bags into the cups she’d taken down from the cabinet, she poured the
hot water over them, placed them, along with sugar and creamer on a
tray and brought them over to the desk.
"Now, tell me everything," she said,
as soon as Elizabeth had fixed her tea the way she liked
it.
Buffy took a deep breath and
proceeded to tell her the story, starting with when she last had
spoken to her. She told her about the hospital, skipping the worst
parts, but still, Edna’s eyes filled with tears and anger as she
learned how William had been almost lost to
them.
She gave Edna the short version of
the past month, how they’d stayed at a friend’s cottage in Michigan
while William recovered from his ordeal and the drive across
country.
"And his memory? It’s come
back?"
Buffy shook her head, "No, it
hasn’t."
Edna’s eyes spilled over, "How very
awful for you. And for him…poor dears…how is he
then?"
"Please don’t cry. Actually, it’s not
as bad as it sounds, I’d say that he’s doing remarkably well,
considering…" she said, then went on to explain more of the
specifics of his condition.
"He’s learning about computers and
cars? That’s marvelous. Always knew 'me William' was a smart one,"
Edna said, lapsing back to a thick Irish brogue, when using ‘me,’ in
the fondest of ways.
"Edna, that’s why I came over to see
you today. I knew that you’d want to see him and he knows about you
and wants to meet you, too. But he doesn’t have any memory of his
‘father,’ or ‘grandfather,’ having had connections to you and to the
area. Or that his bro…er his grandfather’s brother bought up acres
back when it was being mined for gold. William just knows that he
owned the house before he…was lost. I think it might upset him if
you mentioned them, or much of his distant past, at this
point."
Edna nodded, "Of course I won’t. I’m
glad you told me, I wouldn’t want William to be getting upset
because of what comes out of an old lady’s
mouth."
"You’re not old," Buffy said, smiling
at her.
Edna just laughed, "Oh, but dear, I
am. I’ve lived a very long time and I’ve seen a lot of things. Some
things I can’t even explain…our William being one of them, but I
suspect you know all about that," she said, looking steadily at
Elizabeth, a bit of a twinkle in her eyes.
Buffy nodded. She didn’t know exactly
how much Edna knew, or even what she might suspect. Best leave that
under the heading of ‘don’t ask, don’t tell.’
Buffy left a short time later,
promising that she’d bring William there for either lunch or dinner
in the next few days.
She arrived home a short while later.
She walked in and found William sitting at the kitchen table looking
over the DeSoto manual.
"Hey."
"Hi," he said, coming over to her and
giving her a kiss.
"Where’s Clem?"
"He went home a while ago. We have to
get a part before we can do anything else on the car. But it’s
coming along."
"I see," she said, "when did he
leave?"
"Right after the last time you called
to tell me you’d be home in about half an hour. Told him he needn’t
stay to baby-sit me, if he had other things to
do."
"Alright," she said. She would have
to talk to Clem about this, about sticking around when she wasn’t
there, but for now she let it drop.
"So, did you have to wait around
much?" he asked.
"Huh?"
"For my papers?"
"Oh, no," she said, covering, "it was
pretty quick, actually. None of the departments were too
busy."
"I’m glad. Don’t like the idea of you
having to stand around all day on my behalf. I felt guilty that I
let you talk me out of going with you."
She kissed him, "Don’t be silly,
William. It wasn’t a big deal. You had the car to work on anyway,
and I got to blast my radio all the way to San Diego," she said
grinning. They’d had some discussions about music and what was
good music. It was sadly, an area where they were going to
have to agree to disagree.
"Why don’t I go get out of these
heels, put some of my junk down, then I can show them to you if you
want."
"Okay," he said.
Buffy went into the bedroom and
closed the door. She took all the papers out of the envelope from
Willow, except for his university transcript. She couldn’t very well
explain how she’d gotten a hold of that right now. She’d think up
something later, when he needed it. She quietly opened the closet
door, stood on a footstool and put it into the box that she’d moved
off her bed the night they returned.
She stuck the new ‘old’ car
registration and title in William’s name, in her dresser drawer.
She’d give him this when they needed to go to the
DMV.
William was waiting for her on the
couch when she came out. She walked over to him and sat down, then
gave him the manila envelope she had put the remaining documents
into.
He took them out and studied
them.
The paper read:
UNITED STATES OF
AMERICA
STATE DEPARTMENT OF
NATURALIZATION
Name: William Spencer
Worthington
Date of Birth:
08/15/80
Place of Birth: London, England,
U.K.
Date of Naturalization:
06/01/99
Next he took out the Social Security
card, brand new attached to a rectangle piece of cardboard.
He read the directions on it and
slowly folded the serrated edges around the card back and forth,
until it would tear easily off of the surrounding card.
Buffy got up and went to the desk,
bringing him back a pen and a notepad that he could put the card
on.
He nodded at her and signed his
name.
"Does this mean I’m not a citizen of
England?"
"I guess not."
He shook his head; "None of it
‘feels’ right. I just wish I could remember…something,
anything."
"I’m sorry," Buffy said, putting her
head on his shoulder, trying to comfort him, "but it’s not like you
can’t ever go over to England again, or something. Just nice that
you’re all legal here, so you can…do whatever you want to
do."
"And be with you," he said, kissing
the top of her head.
"Well, that has nothing to do with
you being naturalized or unnatural…ized," she said, rolling her eyes
so that he didn’t see.
"I still can’t drive, but at least I
can get my own library card, eh?" he teased.
"Well, we’ll get you a driver’s
manual, so you can start studying the rules, so that you can pass
the test and get a driver’s permit. Then I can teach you to drive.
In the meantime, yep, you can check out books to your heart’s
content."
"And don’t forget about CD’s and
Videos, books on tape…" he said, naming off half a dozen other uses
for the library that Buffy rarely partook in.
"I see you learned a lot the other
day," she said.
"Yeah, made friendly with the
librarian," he said, smiling.
She jabbed him in the
ribs.
"Ow! What was that
for?"
"Making friendly with the librarian.
You’re not supposed to be ‘makin’ friendly’ with anybody but yours
truly," she said, pulling his head down towards hers for a
kiss.
He chuckled, "Do you count 70 year
old librarians in with that, ‘anybody’ but yours
truly?"
"I don’t know. Think I’ll have to
check her out," Buffy said.
"I already checked her out, quite a
dish, for her age," he parried, causing Buffy to dig her fingers
into his side, tickling him.
"Oh, she’s really a good lookin’ old
gal. Quite well read," he went on teasing, while trying to squirm
away from her fingers.
"You are so going to get it," she
said, and flung herself onto him as they tussled on the
couch.
"981. 82," she whispered into his
ear.
"What’s that?" he
asked.
"It’s part of the Dewey Decimal
System, how they organize books, or well, at least how they used to
on little cards…think it’s all computerized now anyway. Isn’t
it?"
He nodded; his eyes half-closed
underneath Elizabeth, with her breath in his
ear.
"I think I like the old system
better, especially if sexy librarians read them to you," he said in
a low voice, "tell me more."
She licked the outside of his ear and
sucked on his earlobe, "549.73," she said in a soft, sexy
voice.
"Um…again," he
murmured.
"721.69," she said breathlessly into
his ear.
"I think I’m in love," he said, and
kissed her hard, as together, they melted into the leather couch and
each other.
END CHAPTER 94
CHAPTER 95 – FUN AT THE DMV
A few days later, William came into
the house, excitedly calling her name.
"What is it?" she asked, coming into
the kitchen, "what's wrong?"
"Nothing's wrong, come see!" he said,
and dragged her outside with him. In front of the house was Clem,
sitting in the driver's seat of the DeSoto.
"Wow, you guys did it!" she said to
William and Clem.
"Yep, good as new," Clem answered,
"wanna go for a ride?"
"Um, sure. Hold on, let me get
something," she said, running back into the house. She went to her
dresser drawer and got out the registration.
Buffy got into the backseat and
handed William the registration, "Have to have this," she said,
"just put it in the glove compartment."
William looked at it thoughtfully as
he read through the vital stuff. It was registered to him, with the
name of a former Sunnydale insurer. The registration said it was
from 2003.
He opened the glove compartment and
pulled out another one, "What's this, then?" he asked, "This one
says..."
Buffy reached around and grabbed the
old one, crumpling it in her hand, "It's nothing. A mistake with the
DMV, they sent you the wrong one, we just never threw it
away."
"But why was that in here and not the
other one?"
Buffy shrugged, "I don't recall.
Don't worry about it, okay? Just put that one into the glove
box."
A frown crossed William's face, but
he did what Elizabeth asked him to do.
They took a ride into town, with Clem
explaining to William all about the car, the gears, road signs, and
general stuff he would need to know when he started driving.
"It rides well, you guys did a good
job," Buffy said.
William beamed, "Yeah, we did, didn’t
we?" he said, as he looked over at Clem, then over his shoulder at
her.
Clem nodded.
The next day, Clem stopped over with
a driver’s manual he’d picked up from the DMV.
"Thought you might want to start
looking this over."
William nodded, "Thanks, I
will."
"The test is done on a computer, just
to let you know. Think it’s a touch screen."
"Oh. What’s a touch
screen?"
"Nothing to worry about," Buffy said,
"you just touch the right answer on the screen with your finger, and
it registers it. Don’t even have to type."
"Sounds easy, then. At least the test
taking part. Don’t know if I’ll be able to learn all
this."
"Sure you will!" Buffy and Clem both
said.
William grumbled something to himself
as he looked through the booklet. "Glad you both think so. Right
then, I’d best go and study up," he said.
"You don’t have to do it right now,"
Buffy said.
"Yes, I do," he said, as he walked
into the living room.
"He seems excited," Clem
said.
"More like scared," Buffy replied, "I
hope we’re not pushing him too fast."
"He’s alright Buffy, he really is.
He’s got a lot of hopes."
"Hopes?"
"Yeah. Guy stuff," Clem said,
clearing his throat, "but in order to have any independence, he
really does need to learn to drive. Unless you’re planning on
driving him around the rest of his life…oh sorry, I didn’t mean to
say…"
"It’s alright, Clem. I know what
you’re saying. I just…I just worry, ya know?"
"I know."
"Aren’t you coming to bed?" Elizabeth
asked around midnight.
"In a little while, I just want to go
over this one more time."
She came up to him and shut the
booklet; "You’ve done enough for now."
He moaned,
"Elizabeth!"
"Come on. You already passed the
practice test online. Twice. And you probably know more of the rules
than I do. You’ll do fine. Besides, there wasn’t any rush, you don’t
have to take the test tomorrow."
"I know that, I just want to. I want
to be able to…do stuff…drive, take you places, too," he said,
looking up at her in his most charming,
‘why-don’t-I-just-melt-you-where-you-are-standing?’ way he had when
he wanted her agreement.
"I know," she sighed, "but there’s no
use in over-studying this stuff. You went to college, you
should know cramming isn’t the best way. Get some sleep first; then
your brain will be nice and fresh to look it over in the
morning.
He laughed, "Nice and fresh brain,
huh?"
She rolled her eyes, "You know what I
mean. Come on," she said, holding out her hand to him, giving him
her most winsome female look. He wasn’t the only one who could play
that game.
"Okay," he said, and allowed himself
to be dragged off to bed. As if that was a bad
thing.
July 23, 2008
Wednesday
8:00am
Buffy opened her eyes to see William
standing next to the bed, fully dressed in his nicest clothes and
holding out a breakfast tray.
"Rise and shine, sleepy head," he
said.
"What time is
it?"
"It’s already
8:00am."
"And you’re waking me up this early,
because why?"
"I want to take my permit test," he
replied.
She moaned and pulled the covers over
her head.
"Elizabeth! Come on!" he begged,
pulling the covers back off.
"William, do you know they probably
don’t even open for another couple of hours?"
"Nope, they open in one hour. I
checked," he said, "and if we get there early, then we won’t have to
wait in a line for long, if at all."
She sat up in bed, shaking her head,
and allowed him to put the tray down over her lap. She picked up the
coffee cup and sipped it.
"How long have you been
up?"
"Um…got up about 6:30. Showered,
dressed, looked over the booklet again. Took the test online again.
You were right, much fresher today. Didn’t miss any! Oh, and then
made you breakfast."
She grinned, his enthusiasm
contagious, "Okay, you win. Just let me get some coffee in me, then
we can go."
"No, you’ve got time to eat, too.
Don’t want you going on an empty stomach. If we leave in 40 or 45
minutes, we’ll get there by 9:00am right when they
open."
"Anal, much?" she
muttered.
"What?"
"Nevermind. Did you
eat?"
He nodded, "Had some coffee and a
muffin already."
Buffy stopped in midair with a drink
of coffee.
He cocked his head at her,
"What?"
"I was just thinking about your car.
We need to get it insured before you can drive it. If we do that
now, then we can get a new plate on it and register it today,
too."
"That’s good," he
said.
"Can you bring me the
phone?"
"Sure," he said, going to get
it.
"Oh, my purse, too," she
called.
"Okay."
Buffy took the phone from him, and
looked up her insurance agent’s number in her phone’s memory log,
then pressed the corresponding number.
"Hello, Allstate, this is Barbara
Macintosh."
"Barbara? This is Elizabeth
Worthington."
"Hi, Elizabeth, what’s
up?"
Buffy told the agent about needing to
insure the car. She had thought she might need to put it under her
name, since William wasn’t yet licensed, but that wasn’t the case.
Barbara told her anybody could own and insure a car, even if they
didn’t drive it. She gave Barbara all the vitals on William as far
as his age, Social Security number, car model, VIN number, and other
stuff. They decided on what sort of coverage was needed and the deed
was done.
"Okay, Elizabeth, I’ve got the DeSoto
insured in William Worthington’s name now, effective at noon today,"
Barbara said.
"Really? That
quick?"
Barbara laughed, "Yes, it would be
even quicker, except Allstate’s doing some system maintenance until
around then. But as soon as the system boots back up, his insurance
will be in effect. He ought to receive his insurance card in about a
week."
"Won’t the DMV need to see it,
though?"
"I don’t know. Just give them the
policy number that I gave you, it should be okay. Here’s the
verification number, too. That should do it."
"Come on!" William called from the
doorway.
"I’m coming, I’m coming!
Sheesh!"
She started walking out to the car
and was just about to get in when she remembered the title was still
in her drawer, "Wait," she said.
He groaned.
"Impatient much? You do want me to
get the title so we can get it all taken care of today, don’t
you?"
"Yesss," he said, rolling his eyes
and tapping his foot impatiently.
"Yesss," she mimicked him once back
in the house, retrieving the title. God, he could be so infuriating
in his one-tracked mind. She grinned. "Obviously, some things never
change, huh, Spike?"
They arrived at the DMV at 9:15am.
There was already a line. They took a ticket; it read ‘10’ on
it.
"See, I told you we should have
gotten here earlier," William said, exasperated.
"Well, maybe you should’ve gotten me
up earlier then. In fact, maybe we should’ve just pitched a tent
here overnight so we would be first in line," she said, smiling at
him, although her eyes were anything but.
He swallowed, "I’m sorry for being
such a prig…I’m just nervous and wanted to get it over as quickly as
possible," he said, taking her hand.
"It’s okay. Don’t be nervous, you’re
going to do fine," she said, relenting, and squeezing his hand back.
"You sure about
that?"
"Absolutely."
Half an hour later, they were called
to the counter.
"He’s here to take his test for a
permit," Buffy said first.
The girl looked over at him as if to
ask what a guy his age was doing just now getting a permit, but she
quickly hid it. She’d seen all kinds of people of all ages getting
permits. Just this one looked more or less normal, and like he
should’ve been driving at least a dozen years. Oh well, maybe he’d
been in prison since he was a teenager or
something.
"Um…miss?" Buffy
said.
"Oh, sure, fill this out, then take
it over to the lady behind the green counter over there. It cost $10
to take the test. Afterwards, they take your picture and then
they’ll give you your permit."
"Thanks," Buffy said to the girl.
"William, why don’t we fill this out,
then you can take the test? Afterwards, we’ll get back in line for
the car stuff."
"Shouldn’t we do it all
now?"
"No, you should probably go and get
the test over with. As soon as you start taking it, I’ll grab
another number, that way by the time you’re all done, it will
probably be time for us to go up to the counter
again."
He nodded, absentmindedly, his
thought on the papers in front of him and on the upcoming
test.
They stood in line another 10 minutes
before they could pay for the test. The woman who took their money
showed William the bank of computer terminals and had him choose
one. As soon as he was seated, she came over and explained to him
what to do. She smiled at Elizabeth as she walked back behind the
counter, "Don’t worry, he’ll do fine," she said.
"I know."
Buffy went to get another number and
to wait until William was done with the test.
Ten minutes later he came back around
the partition. He looked nervous, as he came and took a seat beside
her.
"How’d you do?" she
asked.
"Don’t know yet. I think I did
okay."
"I think so, too,
just…"
"William Worthington," called the
woman behind the counter.
They got up and went to the
counter.
"Congratulations, you passed your
permit test," said the woman, smiling, "in fact, you aced it. You
didn’t miss any!"
William let out a sigh of relief,
"Whew!"
Buffy reached over and gave him a
kiss on the cheek, "I knew you would," she
whispered.
He put his arm around her, giving her
a squeeze and looked at her, smiling.
"You ready for your picture?" asked
the woman, "sign this first. Good. Now, go sit down over there," she
said, motioning him to a chair in front of a blue
backdrop.
"Okay, ready, set…" Click went the
camera, and it was done.
A few minutes later, William was the
proud owner of a new driver’s permit. And he did look mighty proud
of himself, Buffy thought as she watched him turning over the permit
in his hands, as they waited to be called again.
Part 2 of ‘Fun at the DMV,’ was not
so much…well, fun. Buffy had to practically strong-arm the clerk, to
get her to believe that indeed, William Worthington did have
insurance coverage for the DeSoto, only they didn’t yet have a card
to prove it.
"Well, why don’t you just come back
with the card next week?" the girl had asked.
"Because we want to get the car
plated today. And why don’t you just call this number if you need
proof?" Buffy had suggested, none-too-kindly.
"We aren’t allowed to make phone
calls to prove if you’ve got insurance, that’s what an insurance
card is for."
"But he does have insurance, and we
should be able to get plates today. I have the policy number, the
verification number, even! Surely, there’s got to be some way we can
do this!"
And so it went back and forth for a
number of minutes.
William pulled gently on her arm,
"Come on Elizabeth, we can just come back after the card
comes."
She shook his arm off, "No, we
shouldn’t need the card, if we’ve got the number and our insurance
agent said you’re insured today."
Finally, the clerk’s supervisor came
over and talked to Buffy and after a few minutes of discussion and
one phone call, they were able to plate and register the car.
Another clerk did have to come
outside to take a look at the actual car, verify the VIN number, and
do some quick, visual safety checks.
Buffy held her breath while the VIN
number was cross-referenced with the DMV’s databanks. Silently, she
thanked Willow, when it all checked out fine.
By the time they finally left the
DMV, it was almost 11:30am. They’d been there a little more than 2
hours. Pretty par for the course. Buffy had to admit that if they
hadn’t gotten there as early as they had, they probably wouldn’t
have seen the light of day until it was late afternoon. The last
time she’d looked up at the sign, it had been on number 39, but when
she went by the ticket thing-y, the next number was 84. That would
have been a really, really long wait!
Buffy opened up purse and took out a
small screwdriver that was attached to a Swiss army knife that she
carried, "Here," she said, handing him the new plate, "maybe we
should change the plate, before some policeman notices that the date
on it is about 6 years old."
He looked the Swiss army knife,
"Interesting contraption," he said, taking it from
her.
"Former Girl Scout, here," she
said.
He wasn’t sure what that was, but he
imagined that if it meant that Elizabeth was always prepared, then
he believed it. He knew that the only reason that he was standing
there right now with a new license plate and registration was
because of her insistence and determination in the face of a
‘clerk,’ who didn’t want to go the distance
necessary.
For that matter, the only reason he
was here, with her, and not stuck in some mental ward was because of
her, too.
He attached the new plate, and she
gave him the sticker that said, ‘08’ to affix to the little square
after the ’20.’
"There, all done," he said, pushing
the screwdriver back into it’s slot in her gadget, "now, when can I
start learning to drive?"
END CHAPTER 95
CONT. CH. 96 -
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Okay, having
just been I.M.’ing my Beta Judy, and she had suggested that I
totally cut the DMV and just have Willow give William a license so
that he can just learn to drive. I guess my point was that it’s a
slice of real life having to do these things he’s never done (as
William) and his license would have been expired by a couple of
years anyway…so he might have had to take some sort of test.
However, I did
see her point, economy of words, etc. So…if you yawned through this,
blame me (I know…you would anyway!) J
So, an
informal poll…
DMV, what a
hoot!
or
DMV, should’ve
canned it!
Let me know,
guys! |